Even Biden supporting Democrats are beginning to see that Joe’s in no condition to be running our country. We’re all convinced now that he’s not doing much besides spooning down Ben & Jerry’s in the West Wing, when he isn’t dozing through crisis control meetings with his son’s lawyers. Abbe Lowell doesn’t really care, as long as somebody keeps signing his big contingency fee checks.
Biden babbles at brewery
The speech Joe Biden gave at Earth Rider Brewery in Superior, Wisconsin, has generally been described as “bizarre.” Even more confusing than usual. Viewers were wondering if he was speaking a “different language.”
Activists for the aging community scold that nobody should be teasing Joe about his dementia because millions of Americans say it’s not funny. The aging experts don’t seem to realize that they’re confirming the diagnosis which officials, including Joe’s doctor, refuse to admit.
Biden was there to brag about total destruction of the U.S. economy since he usurped office but nobody was really sure exactly what he said. For instance, the guy who carries around the nuclear launch codes babbled “the beer brewed here, it is used to make the brew beered here.” Then, Joe lavished unintelligible praise on his hosts.
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— RedWave Press (@RedWave_Press) January 25, 2024
“Ooh, Earth Rider, thanks for the Great Lakes. I wonder why…” Before he could finish his thought, he forgot what it was and “trailed off as laughter from the audience drowned out his words.”
As expected, social media exploded in hilarious scorn.
For instance, Colin Rugg posted: “JUST IN: President Biden sounds like he is speaking a different language while giving a speech at the Earth Rider Brewery in Superior, Wisconsin. Don’t worry… The media has assured us that he is sharper than ever!” Sharp as a bowling ball.
Cognitively impaired
It was clear to the interweb that the bumbler-in-chief “is having a VERY tough time reading from his giant teleprompter today.” Nobody made a big deal about the comments until Donald Trump’s campaign Twitter account “Team Trump” weighed in.
They did the unthinkable and posted, in caps, about a “COGNITIVELY IMPAIRED JOE BIDEN.” How dare Trump make fun of someone’s disability, especially Joe’s, the activists cry.
“Every time I see these clips I’m reminded of how I was raised to respect my elders and treat them with dignity.” The White House spin doctors are going to have a hard time writing a prescription for Paul Szypula’s diagnosis.
Joe Biden’s latest word salad ???? at a Wisconsin brewery:
“The beer brewed here, it is used to make the brew beered here” [unintelligible mumbling] “Ooh, Earth Rider, thanks for the Great Lakes. I wonder why…"
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— David Burke ???????? (@ConservativeTht) January 26, 2024
“What Democrats are doing by propping Biden up like this when he’s clearly debilitated is not respectful or dignified. It’s shameful and an insult to all elderly.”
Joe’s campaign team isn’t worried about the effect this could have on the election because that’s already in the bag. They have the “votes” all filled out and packed up in suitcases, just waiting for the right moment to slip them through the counting machines. They don’t actually need “voters.”
They think they can bluff their way through the allegations that Joe’s already totally non-functional by “focusing on his achievements.” Things like collapsing the economy, handing our independence to Brussels, and peddling his influence to all our enemies. Jill’s recent speech at Hunter High didn’t help much.