Rockets hit a second U.S. base in Syria, “following a U.S. strike on facilities controlled by Iranian-backed militia groups.” Things are heating up in the Mid-East on Friday, March 24. Apparently, Prince “Happy Cat,” Mohammed bin Salman, told the Ayatollah what he wanted to hear. China suddenly has Iran and Saudi Arabia on speaking terms again, after hostility for “time out of mind.” Somebody seems to be out of their mind and Joe Biden hopes it isn’t him.
Live fire exchanges in Syria
Proxy forces struck “a coalition base near Hasakah in northeast Syria around 1:38 p.m. local time, on Thursday.” Pentagon officials report that the attack “was carried out by groups affiliated with Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps.” It was effective.
The drone strike “killed a U.S. contractor and injured five American service members along with another contractor.” That wasn’t about to go unanswered.
Washington “launched retaliatory strikes on Thursday night.” After the smoke and dust cleared, CENTCOM’s commander, General Michael Kurilla, issued a statement noting that the U.S. will “always take all necessary measures to defend our people and will always respond at a time and place of our choosing.”
#BREAKING: US forces and pro-Iranian forces currently battling in Eastern Syria.
This follows the US airstrike yesterday, in retaliation to a drone attack by Iranian-backed forces.
Pro-Iranian forces have been placed on High Alert following their attacks on 3 US military bases… pic.twitter.com/dIJJrMvPSY
— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) March 24, 2023
He reminded the goat humpers that we’re “postured for scalable options in the face of any additional Iranian attacks.” The towel heads took them up on it. “Rockets hit another U.S. base in Syria on Friday.”
CENTCOM spokesperson Major John Moore adds that “the rocket attacks fired at the Green Village base, located in the Al-Omar gas field of northeastern Syria, caused no casualties.” The “thoughts and prayers of U.S. Central Command are with the family of our contractor killed and with our wounded servicemembers and contractor,” the command had noted in their earlier statement.
“Our troops remain in Syria to ensure the enduring defeat of ISIS, which benefits the security and stability of not only Syria, but the entire region,” Major Moore assures.
Additional details
This is still a developing situation and updates are trickling in. New York Post adds that Imperial Wisdom Joe Biden was the one who ordered “precision airstrikes” on the uppity Arabs.
They also note that “three missiles on Friday morning narrowly missed a U.S. base in northeast Syria, with two falling in the nearby Al-Omar oil field and another striking a civilian house.” The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights is hopping mad about the collateral damage.
Three of the Americans wounded in Syria on Thursday “had to be medically evacuated to Iraq, according to the Pentagon.” A few hours after Biden “ordered US Central Command to launch ‘precision airstrikes’ from F-15 fighter jets on groups linked to the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, killing at least 11,” the missile attack came in.
BREAKING: Iran retaliates against US strikes, fires 3 missiles at American base in Syriahttps://t.co/pceQPNPpkW
— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) March 24, 2023
It’s humorous that the post calls the flying bomb used by the ISIS forces a “suicide drone.” Nobody expected that one back. If it was guided by AI, will it get 72 virgins?
The “unmanned drone was of Iranian origin,” Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin confirmed. We blasted back at forces of the “IRGC, which the U.S. designates as a terrorist group.” CENTCOM General Michael Kurilla “pledged further action if necessary.”
He’s the one who testified in Congress on Thursday that “since January 2021 Iran has been behind at least 78 attacks on U.S. positions in Syria.” The Ayatollah’s “vast and deeply resourced proxy forces spread instability throughout the region and threaten our regional partners.” You can expect that to ramp up now that they’re on better terms with their sworn enemies, the Saudi’s.
