His Imperial Wisdom Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. gave a rousing speech to adoring Democrat masses. There were a lot fewer of them this year, than last. The biggest highlight of the event had nothing to do with his report about the national state of affairs. Doug Emhoff, who, for now, is the husband of Kamala Harris, lip locked Jill Biden on her way by. Even the liberal press are calling the friendly smooch an apparently “well rehearsed” greeting.
Biden reports on state of disunion
Democrats were thrilled to hear how Joe Biden will magically wave his magic ice cream spoon to ban “assault weapons,” like the ubiquitous claw hammer used in the brutal pummeling of Paul Pelosi. He also plans to force Congress into writing some sort of legislation which will make the killing of babies much easier and available to all, not just women. Joe understands that men can get pregnant, too. He’s thrilled that more than half the women in his administration are women.
His administration really prefers slicing and dicing babies the old fashioned way, rather than murdering them with pills. Planned Parenthood revenue has been plummeting since they can’t auction off tissue for COVID-19 vaccine researchers to use. Most Americans don’t realize that dead babies are a crucial ingredient in the life saving jabs.
Things got interesting when Biden started lying about alleged Republican plans to scrap Social Security and Medicare. Conservatives, unable to sit there and take the slander, called him out on it with an intense round of heckling.
Jill Biden and Doug Emhoff greet each other with… a kiss on the lips?
Is this… normal? pic.twitter.com/HX5p74fJHw
— Cabot Phillips (@cabot_phillips) February 8, 2023
The ruckus started when His Wisdom imperially declared that “some Republicans want Medicare and Social Security to sunset.” That’s when the crowd of lawmakers came unglued, shouting “liar!”
Biden instantly backpedaled. “I’m not saying it’s a majority,” he blathered to boos and jeers. “Anybody who doubts it, contact my office, I’ll give you a copy. I’ll give you a copy of the proposal.” Yeah right. “Liar!” shouted Marjorie Taylor Greene. Joe backed up some more.
“I’m not saying it’s a majority of you. I don’t even think it’s even a significant – but it’s being proposed by individuals. I’m politely not naming them, but it’s being proposed by some of you.” He admits it’s more like 2 people grumbling around the water cooler but it’s worth an FBI investigation, anyway. Anything to call attention from the FBI investigations he is under. Along with two of his brothers and the crack-head son who was stupid enough not to pick up his laptop from repair.
At the State of the Union, Joe Biden did what he does best – LIE!
I won’t apologize for calling him out. #SOTU pic.twitter.com/Ql7Jc1NQ0Z
— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) February 9, 2023
Fentanyl Joe’s fault
Newly appointed House Speaker Kevin McCarthy had to quietly warn members to “shush” after another round of heckling got started. Biden was trying to score public relation points by exploiting a “fentanyl victim” as an example. A voice in the crowd yelled “It’s coming from China!” Another added “It’s your fault.”
When others started grumbling about “securing the border” as part of Joe’s border reform plans, “McCarthy could be seen trying to quiet members of his party again.”
Biden went on to cite custom tailored statistics to “prove” how he “created a record 12 million new jobs.” Americans don’t need to hear his claims about numbers because they know their own personal situation. For most of Americans, it’s not good.
Biden’s #SOTU was littered with lies.
3 big lies he told:
1. His border plan will stop fentanyl.
2. The world knows that Biden is tough on China – he waited a week to shoot down the balloon.
3. Republicans want to take away Social Security and Medicare. pic.twitter.com/Gtch8zoToG— Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) February 8, 2023
Fox News points out that the way the Bureau of Labor Statistics calculates it, Joe “has only added 2.7 million overall jobs, because the rest had been lost during the COVID-19 pandemic.”
Joe managed to keep his mental focus on his speech for most of it. That’s something everyone is watching closely, especially because he keeps postponing his physical. Biden did accidentally call Chuck Schumer the Senate “minority leader.”
Senator Ted Cruz summed the whole show up for everyone. The whole thing boils down to three core lies. “1. His border plan will stop fentanyl. 2. The world knows that Biden is tough on China – he waited a week to shoot down the balloon. 3. Republicans want to take away Social Security and Medicare.“
