It only takes a single tree on the lawn for Joe Biden to get lost in the woods. All that shovel work planting a symbolic sapling must have pulled the ice cream contaminated blood from his brain, leaving him befuddled and confused as to where to go afterward. He’s still perfectly fine to handle the nuclear launch codes though, he insists.
Joe Biden lost on the lawn
New York Post couldn’t wait to print the news about how “lost in the woods” Joe Biden looked on Monday, at the end of a tree-planting ceremony on the South Lawn.
Staffers tried to point him in the right direction. Like any typical toddler, the aging administrator wanted to wander off and play.
Decrepit looking 79-year-old Joe and his wife Jill Biden were pushed in front of cameras to plant a tree “in honor of groundskeeper Dale Haney’s 50 years of work.”
Joe Biden seen wandering in the wrong direction before saying “where are we going?” and being directed “this way sir” by his handlers.
How long has he lived at the White House?pic.twitter.com/4z1EDX0iTK
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) October 24, 2022
Once the shutters stopped clicking, Biden wandered off into the garden. “Where are we going?” He asked Jill, hoping for ice cream. Staffers can be heard issuing instructions from off camera.
Joe wasn’t ready to go back inside yet, he wanted to play. “What if I want to go that way?” Well, your wisdom, if you want to mess up the rest of the afternoon for a dozen people, sure, why not?
“You can do whatever you want,” a quick thinking aide quipped. Joe didn’t believe him. “Yeah, I notice how much freedom I have,” he noted as he allowed Jill to take him back in tow.
Just like in Pittsburgh
This isn’t the first time Joe displayed senior confusion. Last week, he made a little jaunt over to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and was lost and confused after that speech, too. He’s about to turn 80 and it shows.
Last week, he “spun around on stage searching for the exit before finding it and hustling off stage, appearing to mumble to himself in the process.”
It was a similar performance at a speech Joe delivered at FEMA headquarters in wake of the Hurricane Ian devastation. That time, he “confused onlookers and his handlers alike as he wandered away from the podium.”
White House Forced to Do Damage Control After Biden’s MENTAL BREAK https://t.co/oJ8uldV8uM via @Deep State Rabbit Hole
— Kilgore Trout (@Kilgore73862013) October 6, 2022
They’re thinking of using Velcro to keep him in place. He’s going to need someone to stay at his elbow to steer him around these events so it isn’t as obvious.
Joe was bold enough to confront the issue head on recently. Because of all the swirling speculation that he has dementia, he went on TV with MSNBC to confirm it. Biden “appeared to zone out during a question about what his wife thinks of him running again in 2024.”
The interviewer practically had to snap his fingers in front of Joe’s face to wake him up. Of course, nobody in America is likely to forget when he tried to get a deceased lawmaker up on stage with him. “Where’s Jackie?” She’s not here Joe, his handlers frantically pantomimed from off stage.
