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The Secret Service aren’t happy that conservative tax payers are learning about their hidden oceanfront hideaway, right next door to Hunter Biden, where they can keep a close eye on him and try to keep him out of serious trouble. For some strange reason, Hunter’s detail is a really popular one.
Secret Service play palace hideaway
Hunter Biden’s Secret Service detail is shelling out $30,000-a-month in Uncle Sam’s money to rent a luxury $6 million Malibu mansion.
Since they have to keep a really close eye on him, “round-the-clock,” they want some compensation for their efforts.
Their secret Spanish-style, “sea view villa,” hideaway comes complete with “six bedrooms, a pool, tasting room, gym, spa, built-in BBQ and ‘castle-like tower‘” It used to be owned by Linda Lavin of “Alice” fame.
Now, it’s being rented by Biden’s personal bodyguards. They favor the location because it’s so conveniently located, right next door to the artist formerly known as a crack-head. Hunter has a much better deal on his rent than they do. He’s only paying $20,000-a-month rent for the little shack next door. The one that him and Melissa are bringing baby Beau up in.
The cozy little touches like “picturesque gardens,” a “sunken living room arching around a huge fireplace” and hand carved doors are only a bonus. Along with the artisan tiles and “antique style bar with stained glass inlay.” They come with the rental. What really matters to the Secret Service is proximity to their protectee.
Newly confirmed text messages pried out of Hunter’s notorious laptop describe how one senior officer “came close to breaking down Hunter’s hotel room door to check on him after he failed to come out, following a days-long drug and alcohol-fueled binge with hookers.”
Magical Mediterranean Resort
Secret Service agents are fighting to get posted on Hunter Biden’s detail, just so they can casually relax around the pool in a stylish Malibu pad described as “a magical Mediterranean resort style home with ocean views.”
Agents are spotted all over the neighborhood. They don’t exactly blend in considering they patrol the area “in blacked out cars with government license plates.” They always have a few “stationed around the two properties and parked on Hunter’s driveway.”
After a hard day of keeping Hunter Biden safe from deplorable Trump supporters, Secret Service agents get to unwind by the “poolside fire pits and a Jacuzzi.” The luxury rental comes complete with a Foosball table. Rumors say the most popular feature is the wet bar.
Agents are reputed to like booze, blow and hookers every bit as much as Hunter does. Their “six-bed mansion and Hunter’s neighboring rental are on a dead-end private road, high up above the Malibu coastline in Southern California and overlooking the Pacific Ocean.”
Hunter dragged the Secret Service detail along with him when he moved into the upscale neighborhood “a year ago, leaving behind a townhouse in Venice for a more private, secluded location.” Before that, he hung out at a $2.5 million home in the Hollywood Hills. That “three-bedroom, three-bathroom mid-century property had a pool and a gated drive.” It didn’t have much else.
His security detail was thrilled to hear they were moving to Malibu. Then there was the time they had to cover up for him when his “sister-in-law and former lover Hallie Biden dumped his pistol in a supermarket trash can in Wilmington, Delaware.” That’s another story.
