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Feverish Reporter Excluded From Press Briefing
An unnamed White House journalist was turned away from Saturday’s daily coronavirus task force briefing after testing positive…
Utility Companies Issue Emergency Relief Plan
As the full scope of our coronavirus crisis started to grab everyone’s attention last week, utility companies across…
Graham And Paul Team To Strip Deep State Tools
The secret spooks lurking in the Deep State shadows of the Federal Bureau of Instigation just lost their…
K9 Busts Smelly Deep State Rat With The Cheese
The CBP rat never imagined that there would be a drug sniffing dog patrolling the jetway. He had…
Rapinoe Protests Pay: She May Think She’s A Man But She’s Not
Megan Rapinoe, lesbian Captain of the U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team, not only thinks she’s a man, she’s…
House Spy Reforms Face Impending Senate Battle
The House of Representatives reached a bipartisan agreement on Wednesday to approve the controversial FISA extension, after hammering…
States Warned: Take Aggressive Emergency Steps
After Wednesday morning’s regularly scheduled virus response meeting at the White House, Health Secretary Alex Azar advised that…
Vladimir Putin Ready As King Of Russia FOREVER
Russia’s President Vladimir Putin announced his approval of a planned change to his country’s constitution. It clears the…
Kentucky Derby Dope Ring Gets Maximum Security
Some of the biggest names in thoroughbred horse racing formed an evil conspiracy to secretly dope world class…
Markets Plummet But Experts Assure It’s A ‘Short, Sharp, Shock’
The good news is that the Chinese killer virus outbreak won’t last long. Because of that, economists predict…